Sayings and Quotes By Mark Twain - Page 2
When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.
Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Mark Twain
When in doubt tell the truth.
Mark Twain
Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.
Mark Twain
I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one
Mark Twain
The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become”
Mark Twain
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it.
Mark Twain
Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does all the work.
Mark Twain
There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.
Mark Twain
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
Mark Twain
Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary
Mark Twain
It is easier to stay out than get out.
Mark Twain
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Mark Twain
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
Mark Twain
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Mark Twain
It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
Mark Twain
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first.
Mark Twain
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
Mark Twain
Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
Mark Twain
The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
Mark Twain
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.
Mark Twain
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Mark Twain
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
Mark Twain
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping.
Mark Twain
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
Mark Twain
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Mark Twain
Don’t say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.
Mark Twain
Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Mark Twain
It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
Mark Twain
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