Invitation Quotes, Quotations and Sayings

The only gift is a portion of thyself.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement.
Oscar Wilde

Remember: “I” before “E,” except in Budweiser.
Anonymous

You don’t have to accept the invitation to get angry. Instead, practice forgiveness, empathy and encouragement.
Dan Fallon

Irritation in the heart of a believer is always an invitation to the devil to stand by.
Anonymous

A steady salary is an invitation to mediocrity.
Anonymous

If four or five guys tell you that you’re drunk, even though you know you haven’t had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.
Joseph Schenck

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.
Fred Allen

And the night shall be filled with music,
And the cares that infest the day
Shall fold their tents like the Arabs
And as silently steal away.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
Douglas Adams

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.
Scott Adams

I am glad the invitation pleases your family. It will please my family to the fourth generation and my family of friends and, were they living, it would have pleased inordinately the kind of Grover Cleveland Democrats I had for parents.
Robert Frost

Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
Phyllis Diller

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
Herman Jackrabbit Smith-Johannsen

One’s friends are that part of the human race with which one can be human.
George Santayana

I always did like a man in uniform. And that one fits you grand. Why don’t you come up sometime and see me?
Mae West

I don’t want to get to the end of my life and find that I lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well.
Diane Ackerman

The man who doesn’t relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on.
Elbert Hubbard

I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends.
Nancie J. Carmody

If I have to climb to heaven on a ladder, I shall decline the invitation.
Mercedes McCambridge

I love thee, I love but thee
With a love that shall not die
Till the sun grows cold
And the stars grow old.
Willam Shakespeare

If you call one wolf, you invite the pack.
Bulgarian Proverb

When a gay person turns his back on you, it is anything but an insult; it’s an invitation.
Rush Limbaugh

Come, Come, whoever you are!
Wanderer, worshiper, lover of leaving Come.
This is not a caravan of despair
It doesn’t matter if you’ve broken your vow a thousand times,
still come, And yet again, come!
Mevlana Rumi

My invitation to you is to begin living every moment as though you are miraculous and deserve to live an extraordinary life. Fake it if you must and keep faking it until it’s real to you. The gift you will be giving yourself is a lifelong journey of dis…
Bailey Westerfield

Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogether, then inarticulate, and then drunk. When we had reached the last step of this glorious ladder, it was difficult to get down again without stumbling.
George Gordon & Lord Byron

Never accept an invitation to go crazy.
Anonymous

There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.
George Sand

Most of the 50 or so invitations you receive each week come from people inviting the President’s Chief of Staff, not you. If you doubt that, ask your predecessor how many he received last week.
Donald Rumsfeld

We invite, then, the world to come with its silver and make the exchange.
Richard Parks Bland