Golf Quotes & Sayings, Quotations For Golfers


Golf is life. If you can’t take golf, you can’t take life.
Anonymous

Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.
Stephen Leacock

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
A.A. Milne

Golf is like a love affair. If you don’t take it seriously, it’s no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.
Arthur Daley

I find it more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot.
Nubar Gulbenkian

Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can’t play it.
Ted Ray

Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Mark Twain

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.
Paul Gallico

They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.
Gardner Dickinson

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
Anonymous

Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance between your ears.
Bobby Jones

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
P.J. O’Rourke

The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flag stick on top.
Pete Dye

Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.
P.G. Wodehouse

The harder you work, the luckier you get.
Gary Player

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Will Rogers

Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle-aged man to a female bosom.
Michael Green (The Art of Coarse Golf - 1967)

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit.
Anonymous

I’ve spent most of my life golfing - the rest I’ve just wasted.
Anonymous

Golf gives you an insight into human nature, your own as well as your opponent’s.
Grantland Rice

Golf is not just an exercise; it’s an adventure, a romance… a Shakespeare play in which disaster and comedy are intertwined.
Harold Segall

Even God has to practice his putting.
Golf Saying

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
Joey Adams

Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.
Huxtable Pippey

Golf is hockey at the halt.
Arthur Marshall

One of the most fascinating things about golf is how it reflects the cycle of life. No matter what you shoot - the next day you have to go back to the first tee and begin all over again and make yourself into something.
Peter Jacobsen

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter words were taken.
Raymond Floyd

Golf is not a game, it’s bondage. It was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins.
Jim Murray

Golf isn’t like other sports where you can take a player out if he’s having a bad day. You have to play the whole game.
Phil Blackmar

Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals.
Art Spander

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