Golf Quotes & Sayings, Quotations For Golfers - Page 8



If I hit it right, it’s a slice. If I hit it left, it’s a hook. If I hit it straight, it’s a miracle.
Anonymous

Golf balls are like eggs. They’re white. They’re sold by the dozen. And you need to buy fresh ones each week.
Anonymous

Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you’ve found a man about to make a difficult putt.
Fletcher Knebel

Swing hard in case you hit it.
Dan Marino

After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
Chi Chi Rodriguez

The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing.
Anonymous

Rhythm and timing are the two things which we all must have, yet no one knows how to teach either.
Bobby Jones

Every shot counts. The three-foot putt is as important as the 300-yard drive.
Henry Cotton

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
Ben Hogan

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
Roger Simon

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
Bertrand Russell

Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.
Jack Benny

It takes longer to learn to be a good golfer than it does to become a brain surgeon. On the other hand, you don’t get to ride around on a cart, drink beer, eat hot dogs and fart if you are performing Brain Surgery !!!!
Anonymous

One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.
Don Carter

Gone golfin’… be back dark thirty.
Anonymous

I think I was given a gift to play golf and to be mentally strong.
Karrie Webb

Most people play a fair game of golf – if you watch them.
Joey Adams

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening – and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.
Arnold Palmer

Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth bad shot is actually the beginning of the next group of three.
Anonymous

You can hit a two acre fairway 10% of the time and a two inch branch 90% of the time.
Anonymous

He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.
Mickey Mantle

I’m about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That’s the distance my left ear is from my right.
Ben Crenshaw

If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
Jack Lemmon

Keeping the head still is golf’s one universal, unarguable fundamental.
Jack Nicklaus

Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing.
Anonymous

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
Billy Graham

I played golf… I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That’s way more satisfying…
Mitch Hedberg

Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
Jim Murray

The best wood in most amateurs’ bags is the pencil.
Anonymous

I’m used to the golf course playing soft, so tomorrow I’m going to have to pay attention a little bit more.
Raymond Floyd

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