Golf Quotes & Sayings, Quotations For Golfers


The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf. It’s almost a law.
H.G. Wells

Golf is golf. You hit the ball, you go find it. Then you hit it again.
Lon Hinkle

Born to golf. Forced to work.
Anonymous

I can airmail the golf ball, but sometimes I don’t put the right address on it.
Jim Dent

A golf course is nothing but a poolroom moved outdoors.
Barry Fitzgerald

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
Arnold Palmer

The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.
John Updike

Only one golfer in a thousand grips the club lightly enough.
Johnny Miller

I don’t exaggerate - I just remember big.
Chi Chi Rodriguez

Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine.
Jim Murray

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone’s golf game: it’s called an eraser.
Arnold Palmer

Golf is the perfect thing to do on Sunday because you always end up having to pray a lot.
Anonymous

Golf is the cruelest of sports. Like life, it’s unfair. It’s a harlot. A trollop. It leads you on. It never lives up to its promises…. It’s a boulevard of broken dreams. It plays with men. And runs off with the butcher.
Jim Murray

Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.
Princess Anne of England

There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do you actually get to see? Thirty-seven guys in polyester slacks squinting at the sun. Doesn’t that set your blood racing?
Peter Andrews

Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five.
Paul Harvey

No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can’t even bring along their dogs can be entirely good for the soul.
Bruce McCall

When I’m playing well, I don’t even take aim.
Fred Couples

You are meant to play the ball as it lies, a fact that may help to touch on your own objective approach to life.
Grantland Rice

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
Bob Hope

A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents’ luck.
Anonymous

There’s something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide, open park- like setting that non-golfers can never truly understand.
Charles Rosin

One thing about golf is you don’t know why you play bad and why you play good.
George Archer

In golf, you keep your head down and follow through. In the vice presidency, you keep your head up and follow through. It’s a big difference.
Dan Quayle

The problem with golf is I have to deal with a humiliation factor.
George W. Bush

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world is when one is playing golf.
Robert Lynd

It’s a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.
Arnold Palmer

Half of golf is fun; the other half is putting.
Peter Dobereiner

Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.
Chi Chi Rodriguez

I like trying to win. That’s what golf is all about.
Jack Nicklaus

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