Golf Quotes & Sayings, Quotations For Golfers - Page 11



Trevino is in a league by himself. We don’t even count him. We figure when you come in second, you’re a winner.
Chi Chi Rodriguez

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.
Jim Murray

John certainly gives it a good hit, doesn’t he? My Sunday best is a Wednesday afternoon compared to him.
Nick Faldo on John Daly

Forget your opponents; always play against par.
Sam Snead

You can’t go into a shop and buy a good game of golf.
Sam Snead

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.
Phyllis Diller

When I putt, my emotions collide like tectonic plates. It’s left my memory circuits full of scars that won’t heal.
Mac O’Grady

Golf is just a game – and an idiotic game most of the time.
Mark Calcavecchia

I wasn’t this nervous playing golf when I was drinking. It’s the first tournament I’ve won on the PGA Tour in a sober manner, so it’s a great feeling knowing I can do it sober. I don’t think two years ago I could have pulled this off.
John Daly

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
John Updike

All I’ve got against it is that it takes you so far from the club house.
Eric Linklater

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