Girlfriend Quotes, Quotations & Sayings - Page 5



Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
Aristotle

Destruction is a true sign of devotion. As I always tell my girlfriend when she threatens to kill me. ‘You should kill me and it would tell me that you love me.
Billy Corgan

Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend and to talk about adults without talking about their sex drives is like talking about a window without glass.
Grace Metalious

Ancient lovers believed a kiss would literally unite their souls, because the spirit was said to be carried in one’s breath.
Eve Glicksman

While watching the New Orleans Saints on television, I got angry and punched my bed, and then my remote control flew up and hit me in the head. My girlfriend didn`t stop laughing for an hour.
Shane West

I couldn`t feel good about myself hanging out in Armani clothes when my girlfriend can`t even pay her heating bill. I`d feel foul and I`d be embarrassed.
Shirley Manson

Love doesn’t make the go around. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
Franklin P.Jones

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Maryon Pearson

I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend.
Josh Duhamel

When I was twenty-two it was a lot harder to get hurt by women. It was easier for me to, you know, cheat on a girlfriend. I can’t lie like that anymore.
Matt Dillon

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
Laurie Kuslansky

My girlfriend still doesn’t know why her sweaters are always stretched out.
Ed Wood

Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Mark Twain

If you’re a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don’t have a choice.
Jimmy Fallon

Only love let’s us see normal things in an extraordinary way.
Anonymous

Music is like girlfriends to me; I’m continually astonished by the choices other people make.
David Lee Roth

Don’t hate me because I’m handsome, hate me because your girlfriend thinks I am.
Anonymous

The most eloquent silence; that of two mouths meeting in a kiss.
Anonymous

I think I’d make a pretty good girlfriend.
Vanessa Hudgens

Getting plenty of sleep is always great. It really is. I have a girlfriend who’s sending me a slant board.
Bernadette Peters

You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. I’m older and wiser and I think I’d make a great girlfriend. I live in the realm of romantic possibility.
Stevie Nicks

I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
Adam Sandler

Well, could you really imagine me playing the girlfriend that needs rescuing? Or the girlfriend?
Michelle Rodriguez

Whenever I get dumped by a girlfriend, I nail the door shut so that no one can come inside, get a towel and clip it around my neck so it`s like a Superman cape, take off my shoes so I can slide across the room, and…get a fake mic, like a celery stick.
Henry Rollins

f I didn’t have a girlfriend I’d marry you, Chantelle.
Preston Samuel

When you have a lover in your life, he /she can make up for great varied things that might absent. But if you do not have love in your life, then no matter what else there is, it will not seem adequate.
Anonymous

My girlfriend claims that her last boyfriend was a better kisser than me and I have to admit, he is pretty good.
Dwight York

I have a girlfriend, but I don’t really want to talk about her. I won’t name her. She isn’t in show business, has nothing to do with it. So I’d rather just keep her out of it.
Luke Perry

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don’t love.
Jack Nicholson

Steadman! Any guy that’s got Oprah as a girlfriend, I mean that’s a good dude. I want to talk to him.
Billy Bush

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