Drink Quotes and Sayings - Page 3



I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been overserved.
George Gobel

I’ve stopped drinking, but only while I’m asleep.
George Best

Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
Casey Stengel

Once you drink one glass, you want another.
John Forsythe

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors… and miss.
Robert A. Heinlein

Really, can anyone drink several martinis at lunch?
Christine Baranski

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
Mark Twain

What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others.
Diogenes

The shortest way out of Manchester is notoriously a bottle of Gordon’s gin.
William Bolitho

They drink with impunity, or anybody who invites them.
Charles Farrar Browne

Tea for Two, and Two for Tea.
Otto Harback

I drink for the effect, because it loosens up the tongue a little bit.
Peter Steele

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or fourteenth.
George Burns

To drink in the spirit of a place you should be not only alone but unhurried.
George Santayana

I eat and drink at my desk, but I’m a tidy eater.
Jamie Zawinski

Drink to me.
Pablo Picasso

You can’t drink too many otherwise you can’t see what you’re throwing at.
Eric Bristow

We used to drink an awful lot of alcohol.
Bill Bruford

I’ve been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it’s never been about drinking to get drunk. I don’t do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don’t drive at night.
Sammy Hagar

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Rodney Dangerfield

Enjoy life. Think of all the women who passed up dessert on the Titanic.
Anonymous

Here thou great Anna! whom three realms obey,
Dost sometimes counsel take – and sometimes Tea.
Alexander Pope

Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air…
Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when a street dealer followed me down the sidewalk going: I got some great blow man. I got the stuff that killed Belushi.
Denis Leary

If I had known there was no Latin word for tea I would have let the vulgar stuff alone.
Hilaire Belloc

A woman drove me to drink, and I hadn’t even the courtesy to thank her.
WC Fields

I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
Bill Hicks

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
WC Fields

Thom is one of those wonderful people to cook for because he absolutely loves it, just loves it. He loves to eat and drink and he’d be a great guest at any dinner party.
Ted Allen

I’d like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and got ourselves off our best game.
Tom Bergeron

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