Drink Quotes and Sayings - Page 2



If someone asks for a soft drink at a party, we no longer think he is a wimp.
Edwina Currie

I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.
Bette Midler

Everybody should believe in something
I believe I’ll have another drink.
Anonymous

A man’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.
W.C. Fields

I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I’m so steady I don’t move for months.
W. C. Fields

Eat not to dullness; drink not to elevation.
Benjamin Franklin

The infusion of a China plant sweetened with the pith of an Indian cane.
Joseph Addison

I would have drunk a lot of Pinot Grigio if I’d lost after leading 5-2 in the third.
Martina Navratilova

If You Drink, Don’t Drive.
Don’t Even Putt!
Dean Martin

I drink to make other people interesting.
George Jean Nathan

If I dressed myself in fire, and built my house of snow, and made iron my food; and if I were to drink in all pain like water, and drive the entire earth before me.
Sri Guru Granth Sahib

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
W. C. Fields

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
Edward Abbey

Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases.
Chinese Proverbs

To be thirsty and to drink water is the perfection of sensuality rarely achieved. Sometimes you drink water; other times you are thirsty.
Jose Bergamin

I dare not drink before a gig because I’ll get tired and blow it. So I have to sit drinking tea in a caravan.
John Bonham

I envy people who drink at least they know what to blame everything on.
Oscar Levant

The Irish ignore anything they can’t drink or punch.
Proverb

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin

I think I could drink my own blood. Is that weird?
Jessica Biel

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they’re going to feel all day.
Dean Martin

Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.
Jack Nicholson

I find the more I drink the more interesting others become.
Tom Ralphs

Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.
Wendy Morgan

I can’t drink whiskey like I used to back then, that’s for sure.
Sebastian Bach

I don’t drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
Robert Downey Junior

I’m not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.
Wendy Morgan

Look here, Steward, if this is coffee, I want tea; but if this is tea, then I wish for coffee.
Anonymous

They drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around; I drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around.
Larry Brown

We drink VB, Victoria Bitter, which is way better.
Brody Armstrong

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