Dirty Quotes, Quotations & Sayings

When the mind is cleaned with the jewel of spiritual wisdom, it does not become dirty again.
Sri Guru Granth Sahib

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
Somerset Maugham

Behind every successful woman… is a basket of dirty laundry.
Sally Forth

The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind.
Jerry Hall

A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell

To survive it is often necessary to fight and to fight you have to dirty yourself.
George Orwell

Is sex dirty? Only if it is done right.
Woody Allen (All You Wanted To Know About Sex)

Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
Aaron Hill

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
Mahatma Gandhi

We’re dirty pop. It’s a trend now, but we were the first ones to do it!
Justin Timberlake

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
Patrick Dennis

An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.
William Makepeace Thackeray

Drag is dirty work, but someone has to do it.
Charles Pierce

Whatever is dirty, it is women’s job to clean up, or drive some man to clean up, and that goes for everything from cellar to senate.
Agnes Macphail

I was married for 30 years. Isn’t that enough? I’ve had my share of dirty underwear on the floor.
Martha Stewart

I think a girl can be feminine even if she’s an athlete. You just can’t be afraid to get dirty.
Dana Hill

Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers.
Gregory Null

I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
David Boreanaz

I’m not good in bed. Hell, I’m not even good on the couch.

You’re a woman who’s been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but you’ll have to stay in the garage all night.
Groucho Marx

I’m a tough girl, and I can go without a shower bot a week and be fine with that. But I will not sleep on dirty sheets.
Charlize Theron

My Mom always told me that sex was a dirty, ugly, horrible thing that I was only to do with someone I loved.

An old broom knows the dirty corners best.
Irish Proverb

No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I think he’s a dirty little beast.
W S Gilbert

Well, The Dirty Dozen was like a vacation.
Clint Walker

I’m not a good lover, but at least I’m fast.

It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns

A lot of history is just dirty politics cleaned up for the consumption of children and other innocents.
Richard Reeves

A clean fighter in a dirty game.
Wilfrid Diamond

People sometimes accuse me of being dirty or particularly hard on the pitch, but it’s just the way that I play.
Duncan Ferguson

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