Dirty Quotes, Quotations & Sayings - Page 5



I’ve been on jobs where there’s that one actor who is just a miserable, miserable no-good, dirty bastard, and it just turns the whole process sour.
Joe Pantoliano

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier.
Anonymous

Okie use’ta mean you was from Oklahoma. Now it means you’re a dirty son-of-a-bitch.Okie means you’re scum. Don’mean nothing itself, it’s the way they say it.
John Ernest Steinbeck

I don’t come to tournaments to make friends, to go to parties, to hold conversations. I come to be the best, and I’m not mean and cruel and dirty.
Venus Williams

The reward for conformity was that everyone liked you except yourself.
Rita Mae Brown

As I was snuggling back into my bed after getting up to use the bathroom, I breathed a little, “This must be like heaven.” I love my bed. I love the “ahh” that comes with getting warm and smelling fresh sheets. I also love how it feels to get clean when I’m dirty and eat when I’m hungry. So, I’m thinking that maybe we still get cold, and dirty, and hungry in heaven. And, that’s going to help me enjoy getting cold, and dirty, and hungry in earth or in this body just a little bit more.
Jan Denise

I think I had a more European outlook about the body and sex. The body is in no way dirty, and sex is something beautiful to give to and share with a lover. It has nothing to do with promiscuity, because I only believe in being in love with one man at a time.
Dorothy Stratten

I love physical kinds of comedy and getting down and dirty and doing stunts. When I was growing up, I was always getting into fights with guys and usually punching out boys my age because I was a lot bigger and tougher. So I’m naturally accustomed to putting myself into the headspace of a girl who can take care of herself.
Cameron Diaz

I know we’re not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don’t know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don’t care that we don’t.
Dylan Thomas

I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
Bob Saget

As a young boy, when you get splashed by a mud puddle on the way to school, you wonder if you should go home and change, but be late for school, or go to school the way you are; dirty and soaking wet. Well, while he tried to decide, I drove by and splashed him again.
Jack Handy

Finish last in your league and they call you Idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you Doctor.
Abe Lemons

A nuclear weapon of some dimension, whether it’s actually a nuclear weapon, or a dirty bomb, or some kind of radiological device. Yes, I think it’s probably a near thing.
Michael Scheuer

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