Cute Quotes and Sayings - Page 22



I was probably the only revolutionary referred to as cute.
Abbie Hoffman

When it rains on your parade…don’t look down, look up! because with no rain, there would be no rainbow.
Anonymous

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Anonymous

Everything is okay in the end. If it’s not okay, then it’s not the end.
Anonymous

When life gets muddy, laugh because what’s more fun then playing in the mud?
Anonymous

You broke my heart,
I got it back,
and now I’m getting back on track.
Anonymous

Small minds are amused by all the small things.
Anonymous

Justin is everything, and what more could you want in a person? He’s funny. He’s cute. He’s great. He just understands. I get him and he gets me, and that’s cool.
Britney Spears

Be careful for what you wish for…but be thankful for what you have.
Anonymous

Here’s to the guys who love us,
The losers who left us,
And the lucky ones who get to meet us.
XOXO

Who are you to judge the life i live? i know i am not perfect – and i don’t live to be but before you start pointing fingers make sure your hands are clean.
Anonymous

Draw a crazy picture Write a nutty poem Sing a mumble-gumble song Whistle through your comb Do a loony-goony dance ‘Cross the kitchen floor Put something silly in the world That ain’t been there before.
Shel Silverstien

We are not troubled by things, but by the opinion which we have of things.
Anonymous

When people don’t laugh at our jokes i don’t think of it as a “you had to be there” thing but more like a “you have to be mentally retarded like us” thing.
Anonymous

I wish i were in elementary school again, because all he would have to do is tag me and id be it.
Anonymous

I must be a pretty good liar for you to honestly think that everything’s alright.
Anonymous

Boy George is all England needs – another queen who can’t dress.
Joan Rivers

Guys are like microwaves- the more it goes on the hotter they get.
Anonymous

If you want me to fall for you, you have to give me something worth tripping over.
Anonymous

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
Don Herold

If you can’t stand it all, sit down. But if it knocks you off of your feet, at least sit up.
Anonymous

Love is letting her go if she wants to…and you are left whole life acting like you don’t miss her.
Anonymous

Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
Herbert Gardner

My Knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil
Anonymous

You shouldn’t have to say we should stay together but it would just happen.
Anonymous

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
Anonymous

I myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.
Coco Lee

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I’d be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.
Lenny Bruce

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.
Abigail Van Buren

I mean, I don’t think I’m alone when I look at the homeless person or the bum or the psychotic or the drunk or the drug addict or the criminal and see their baby pictures in my mind’s eye. You don’t think they were cute like every other baby?
Dustin Hoffman

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