Cowboy Quotes & Sayings



A cowboy is a man with guts and a horse.
Cowboy Proverb

Real cowboys never run, they just ride away.
Cowboy Proverb

you can tell a true cowboy by the type of horse that he rides.
Anonymous

Cowboy butts drive me nutts!
Cowboy Quote

The cowboy must never shoot first, hit a smaller man or take unfair advantage.
Anonymous

If you’re a cowboy and you’re dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
Jack Handy

It is easier to get an actor to be a cowboy than to get a cowboy to be an actor.
Cowboy Proverb

URBAN COWBOY, n: One who is typically all hat and no cow.
Anonymous

If you get thrown from a horse, you have to get up and get back on, unless you landed on a cactus; then you have to roll around and scream in pain.
Anonymous

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
Cowboy Proverb

Save money on the bull, ride a cowboy.
Cowboy Proverb

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
Anonymous

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
Cowboy Proverb

Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
Cowboy Proverb

I took to the life of a cowboy like a horse takes to oats.
Clinton McCoy

You live in hell? HA! I ride him everyday.
Cowboy Proverb

Boots, chaps and cowboy hats… nothin’ else matters.
Cowboy Proverb

Winning isn’t everything…hold my belt buckle while i kiss your girlfriend.
Cowboy Saying

It’s all very simple, keep your mind in the middle while your butt spins round and round.
Cowboy Proverb

There never was a horse that couldn’t be rode;
Never was a cowboy who couldn’t be throwed.
Cowboy Proverb

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.
Cowboy Proverb

When a cowboy has a chew in his cheek, don’t slap him on the back.
Cowboy Proverb

Shirts that cost more than a weeks worth of groceries are like horseshoes that cost more than a horse.
Cowboy Proverb

If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.
Cowboy Quotes

Talk slowly, think quickly.
Cowboy Quotes

Grass is for bulls, what do you ride?
Cowboy Quotes

Cowgirl Motto: Party til he’s cute!
Cowboy Quotes

If you think bull ridin’ isn’t extreme, come sit on his back and try on my boots.
Cowboy Quotes

Save money on the bull, ride a cowboy.
Cowboy Quotes

Save money on the horse, Ride a cowgirl.
Cowboy Quotes

9 More Quotes on “Cowboy Quotes & Sayings”

    If you get bucked off you better get back on cause the buckle dont shine in the dirt!
    Anonymous

    Submitted By Taylor

    I’m as happy as a rooster in a hen house.
    Anonymous

    Submitted By LyDiCk

    Its not what you put on your head and feet that make you a cowboy…. its whats in your heart.
    Anonymous

    Submitted By jason cornett

    Drive cattle from the rear, while watching the lead cow.
    Ron Wilson

    Submitted By Ron Wilson

    Real men have rough hands city men have soft, real men wake up before the crack of dawn and get home after the sun goes down city men have a schedule. These real men are the cowboys we look up to in life.
    Anonymous

    Submitted By Consuela Bravo

    Cowgirls are like barbed wire….. Handle with care.
    Anonymous

    Submitted By Annalyse

    Horses are gods gift to girls as an apology for men.
    Anonymous

    Submitted By Annalyse

    You can speak your mind but you gotta have a fast horse.
    Anonymous

    Submitted By Annalyse

    COWBOYS ARE PROOF THAT COWGIRLS CAN TAKE A JOKE.
    Anonymous

    Submitted By Annalyse

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