College Quotes and Sayings

If you tell folks you’re a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you’re talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn’t work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.
Chuck Palahniuk

You should have to pass an IQ test before you breed. You have to take a driving test to operate vehicles and an SAT test to get into college. So why dont you have to take some sort of test before you give birth to children? When I am President, thats the first rule I will institute.
Marilyn Manson

Claude Hopkins… maintained that nobody with a college education could write an advertisement addressed to the mass millions. That’s absolute poppycock.
David Ogilvy

A college is a place where pebbles are polished and diamonds dimmed.
Robert Ingersoll

College isn’t the place to go for ideas.
Helen Keller