College Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
I never graduated from Iowa, but I was only there for two terms – Truman’s and Eisenhower’s.
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education.
The new appears as a minority point of view, and hence is unpopular. The function of a university is to give it a sanctuary.
Martin H. Fischer
It’s not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. It’s what you do with your life that counts.
I learned three important things in college – to use a library, to memorize quickly and visually, to drop asleep at any time given a horizontal surface and fifteen minutes.
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner.
Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.
P. J. O’Rourke
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Life is my college.
At college age, you can tell who is best at taking tests and going to school, but you can’t tell who the best people are. That worries the hell out of me.
Barnaby C. Keeney
Don’t ever dare to take your college as a matter of course – because, like democracy and freedom, many people you’ll never know have broken their hearts to get it for you.
I am often amazed at how much more capability and enthusiasm for science there is among elementary school youngsters than among college students.
Dr. Carl Sagan
That’s it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I’m going to clown college!
The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
J. Frank Dobie
College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
Of course there’s a lot of knowledge in colleges, the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don’t take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates.
Abbott Lawrence Lowell
An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.
A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn’t answer the phone.
Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn’t get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn’t get to go to college.
Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake.
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a college education, he may steal the whole railroad.
Everybody can be great because anybody can serve. You don’t have to have a college degree to serve. You don’t have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. You only need a heart full of grace. A soul generated by love.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing… you have a college degree.
Talk may be cheap but intelligent conversation is very expensive these days. Ask anyone with a kid in college.
If our colleges and universities do not breed men who riot, who rebel, who attack life with all the youthful vim and vigor, then there is something wrong with our colleges. The more riots that come on college campuses, the better world for tomorrow.
William Allen White
Education is a private matter between the person and the world of knowledge and experience, and has little to do with school or college.
The most conservative persons I ever met are college undergraduates. The radicals are the men past middle life.
Woodrow T. Wilson
Some people unable to go to school were more educated and even more intelligent than college professors.