Coffee Quotes and Sayings - Page 3



Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
Alex Levine

Well, they’re Southern people, and if they know you are working at home they think nothing of walking right in for coffee. But they wouldn’t dream of interrupting you at golf.
Harper Lee

One more cup of coffee before I go to the valley below…
Bob Dylon

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend!
Gerard Way

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
Jonathan Swift

Coffee: The first peripheral!
Anonymous

Coffee? No thanks, one more cup & *I’ll* jump to warp.
Captain Janeway

A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
Anonymous

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Stephen Wright

I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.
Napoleon Bonaparte

Coffee, n. break fluid.
Anonymous

A leaf fluttered in through the window this morning, as if supported by the rays of the sun, a bird settled on the fire escape, joy in the task of coffee, joy accompanied me as I walked…
Anais Nin

Bring me A bowl of coffee before I turn into a goat.
Johann Sebastian Bach

Decaffeinated Coffee. It’s useless warm brown water.
Heard on David Letterman

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
Stephen Wright

I’d stop drinking coffee, but I’m no quitter.
Anonymous

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.
Edward Abbey

I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.
Clark Gable

A mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems.
Paul Erdos

I don’t want anything better, I want coffee.
Captain Janeway

I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine!
Anonymous

Its amazing how the World begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee!!
Donna A. Favors

All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person.
Anonymous

Dinsdale, He was a nice boy…. He nailed my head to a coffee table.
Monty Python

Why don’t you have a cup of coffee at least? I, um, I’m a little low in sugar and I don’t have any cream, but it’s real coffee.
Barbara Streisand

I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight, but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up.
Will and Grace

My blood type is Folgers.
Anonymous

Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.
Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.
John Van Druten

For I have known them all already, know them all — have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons, I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
T.S. Eliot

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