Coffee Quotes and Sayings - Page 2



Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.
Stephanie Piro

I bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can’t even see a difference.
Anonymous

Did you ever have the feeling that the world was an AC coffee pot and you were DC?
Alan Dean Foster

A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.
Anonymous

I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.
Harry Mahtar

Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin!
Anonymous

Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish.
Anonymous

Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee.
Anonymous

Retirement is one great big giant coffee break.
Anonymous

I could smell myself awake with that coffee.
Jaesse Tyler

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table – There’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about it.
Garrison Keillor

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Anonymous

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
Ronald Reagan

Remember, even if you don’t love coffee, coffee loves you.
lex Gottschalk

Oh, well .. the coffee’s only ever as good as the water it is made with. And the froth on top is the frilly knicker on a cheap tart’s bum.
Ian Anderson

This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning.
Anonymous

Don’t drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.
Anonymous

Cocaine is like really evil coffee.
Courtney Love

The first cup is for the guest, the second for enjoyment, the third for the sword.
Arabic saying

Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Bill Gates

You know you’ve been playing too much Nethack when you refer to coffee as a potion of sleep resistance.
Sweeney Todd Lundgren

Be a coffee-drinking individual – espresso yourself!
Anonymous

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
Mae West

If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all.
David Letterman

Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
Anonymous

Cafe society is as old as the hills. Starbucks and its imitators are the coffee face of the new man in a hurry.
Ian Anderson

Decaf? No, it’s dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream.
Anonymous

In Seattle you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running.
Jeff Bezos

I like my coffee strong, not lethal!
Mash

Ah! How sweet coffee tastes! Lovelier than a thousand kisses, sweeter far than muscatel wine! -”Coffee Cantata”.
J.S. Bach

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