Casino Quotes And Sayings
If you ain’t just a little scared when you enter a casino, you are either very rich or you haven’t studied the games enough.
VP Pappy
Casinos and prostitutes have the same thing in common; they are both trying to screw you out of your money and send you home with a smile on you face.
VP Pappy
There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.
Jack Yelton
Gambling is risk-taking. It might be said the owner of a casino gambles, takes risks, but he has the odds in his favour, so that’s intelligent gambling. If I wanted to gamble, I’d buy the casino.
Jean Paul Getty, Sr.
Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.
Samantha Bee
Nearly every gambler flatters himself that with just one more shot his luck will turn, and he well reap a rich harvest. Because of this delusion the Casino always wins in the end.
General Pierre Polovtsoff
A casino slot machine is a steel trap for catching dumb animals.
Anonymous
Most casino patrons view gambling as a mix of witchery, mysticism, entertainment and dumb luck. Very few view it the deadly game that it is.
VP Pappy
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something.
Wilson Mizner
Blackjack is the only casino game an amateur can learn to play and at which he can definitely win.
Lawrence Revere
All the evidence shows that God was actually quite a gambler, and the universe is a great casino, where dice are thrown, and roulette wheels spin on every occasion.
Stephen Hawking
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and to keep them coming back. The longer they play, the more they lose, and in the end, we get it all.
Ace Rothstein
The majority of casino players leave to much to chance when playing in a casino. To put it bluntly, they don’t have a clue as to how to play.
Henry Tamburin
Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom.
VP Pappy
The three biggest dreams of many men is to outsmart women, casinos, and reality.
Anonymous
Investment banking has, in recent years, resembled a casino, and the massive scale of gambling losses has dragged down traditional business and retail lending activities as banks try to rebuild their balance sheets. This was one aspect of modern financial liberalisation that had dire consequences.
Vince Cable
The smoke in the casino always drifts in the direction of the non-smoker, regardless of which way the air conditioner is blowing. If the non-smoker has a smoker to the left of him and a smoker to the right of him, both their smokes will converge on him. Twenty years later the smokers will still be smoking and the non-smoker will be in an iron lung.
Frank Scoblete
When we put 50 machines in, I consider them 50 more mousetraps. You have to have a mousetrap to catch a mouse.
Bob Stupak (Former Las Vegas casino owner)
At the gambling table, there are no fathers and sons.
Chinese Proverb
When your opponent’s sittin’ there holdin’ all the aces, there’s only one thing to do: kick over the table.
Dean Martin
Most casino patrons’ view gambling as a mix of witchery, mysticism, entertainment and dumb luck. Very few view it the deadly game that it is.
VP Pappy
Seats will magically appear at your blackjack table when the most obnoxious people enter the casino.
Frank Scoblete
With the casino and the beds, our passengers will have at least two ways to get lucky on one of our flights.
Sir Richard Branson
The dumbest criminal on earth is the one who would hold up a group of tourists on their way home from Las Vegas after their first encounter with casinos.
Anonymous
In most betting shops (casino’s) you will see three windows marked “Bet Here,” but only one window with the legend “Pay Out.”
Jeffrey Bernard
You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it.
Albert Einstein
The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice is so pleasurable, that I assume it must be evil.
Heywood Broun
If you’re playing a poker game and you look around the table and can’t tell who the sucker is, it’s you.
Paul Newman
A Smith Wesson beats four aces.
American Proverb
Everything in life is luck.
Donald Trump
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