Baby Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men.
Martin Fraquhar Tupper
I didn’t know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.”
Loretta Lynn
If you put a baseball and other toys in front of a baby, he’ll pick up a baseball in preference to the others.
Tris Speaker
If you were to open up a baby’s head – and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should – you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
Dave Barry
A conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can.
Anonymous
A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning.
Anonymous
I can’t think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.
Douglas Feaver
It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
Elinor Goulding Smith
Babies are always more trouble than you thought – and more wonderful.
Charles Osgood
Babies don’t need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I’ll go over to them and say, ‘What are you doing here, you’ve never worked a day in your life!’.
Stephen Wright
Other people’s babies –
That’s my life!
Mother to dozens,
And nobody’s wife.
A. P. Herbert
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
Bill Cosby
The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting.
Anonymous
My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
Stephen Wright
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.
Jerry Seinfeld
There is no more sombre enemy of good art than the pram in the hall.
Cyril Connolly
These wretched babies don’t come until they are ready.
Queen Elizabeth II
We all of us wanted babies – but did we want children?
Eda J. Leshan
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.
Anonymous
A baby is born with the need to be love and never outgrows it.
Frank A. Clark
(Submitted By Patricia Nicole Perlas Gajo)
Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children.
Charles R. Swindoll
(Submitted By Patricia Nicole Perlas Gajo)
Every new born baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.
Carl Sandburg
(Submitted By Patricia Nicole Perlas Gajo)
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