Alcohol Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
Mona Lisa cocktail – two of them and you can’t get the silly grin off your face.
Anonymous
My friends should drink a dozen of Claret on my Tomb.
John Keats
No man also having drunk old wine straightway desireth new: for he saith, The old is better.
Bible
Our country has deliberately undertaken a great social and economic experiment, noble in motive and far-reaching in purpose.
Herbert Hoover
Selwyn Macgregor, the nicest boy who ever committed the sin of whisky.
Muriel Spark
The brewery is the best drugstore.
Proverb
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
W.C. Fields
‘Did you ever taste beer?’ ‘I had a sip of it once,’ said the small servant. ‘Here’s a state of things!’ cried Mr Swiveller… ‘She never tasted it – it can’t be tasted in a sip!’
Charles Dicken
Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may follow strong drink; that continue until night, till wine inflame them!
Bible: Isaiah
Whiskey is the most popular of all the remedies that won’t cure a cold.
Jerry Vale
Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.
Louis Pasteur
What will you drink if you stop drinking?
I shall drink water. It’s a mixer Patsy.
Jennifer Saunders
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill quotes
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill
Some say money is the root of all evil, I believe different. Alcohol kills, Meth steals. Mix ‘em both and that’s the Devil on wheels.
Anonymous
(Submitted by Anthony Emery)
Drugs/Alcohol means forget past and future…
Subhash Bhandari
(Submitted by Subhash Bhandari)
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