Alcohol Quotes and Sayings


Mona Lisa cocktail - two of them and you can’t get the silly grin off your face.
Anonymous

My friends should drink a dozen of Claret on my Tomb.
John Keats

No man also having drunk old wine straightway desireth new: for he saith, The old is better.
Bible

Our country has deliberately undertaken a great social and economic experiment, noble in motive and far-reaching in purpose.
Herbert Hoover

Selwyn Macgregor, the nicest boy who ever committed the sin of whisky.
Muriel Spark

The brewery is the best drugstore.
Proverb

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
W.C. Fields

‘Did you ever taste beer?’ ‘I had a sip of it once,’ said the small servant. ‘Here’s a state of things!’ cried Mr Swiveller… ‘She never tasted it - it can’t be tasted in a sip!’
Charles Dicken

Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may follow strong drink; that continue until night, till wine inflame them!
Bible: Isaiah

Whiskey is the most popular of all the remedies that won’t cure a cold.
Jerry Vale

Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.
Louis Pasteur

What will you drink if you stop drinking?
I shall drink water. It’s a mixer Patsy.
Jennifer Saunders

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill quotes

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill

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