Alcohol Quotes and Sayings

Another little drink wouldn’t do us any harm.
Edith Sitwell

Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
Anonymous

If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they’d have to bring out the tanks to control you.
Dick Gregory

Best while you have it use your breath,
There is no drinking after death.
John Fletcher

First the man takes a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes the man.
Proverb

Candy
Is dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.
Ogden Nash

I feel no pain, dear mother, now
But oh, I am so dry!
O take me to a brewery
And leave me there to die.
Shanty

He that goes to bed thirsty rises healthy.
George Herbert

Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy.
Samuel Johnson

Frenchmen drink wine just like we used to drink water before Prohibition.
Ring Lardner Jnr

Come, let me know what it is that makes a Scotchman happy!
Samuel Johnson

It is the unbroken testimony of all history that alcoholic liquors have been used by the strongest, wisest, handsomest, and in every way best races of all times.
George Edward Bateman Saintsbury

Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach’s sake and thine often infirmities.
Bible: I Timothy

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
Finley Peter Dunne

There’s too much blood in my alcohol system
Anonymous

Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity”
Friedrich Nietzsche

I’ve made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark.
H. L. Mencken

I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
Alexander Woollcott

I prefer temperance hotels - although they sell worse kinds of liquor than any other kind of hotels.
Artemus Ward

If die I must, let me die drinking in an inn.
Walter Map

In vino veritas.
Truth comes out in wine.
Pliny the Elder

It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance. Therefore much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery.
William Shakespeare

I’m so holy that when I touch wine, it turns into water.
Aga Khan III

I’ve had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that’s the record…After thirty-nine years, this is all I’ve done.
Dylan Thomas

Look not thou upon the wine when it is red, when it giveth his colour in the cup, when it moveth itself aright.
At the last it biteth like a serpent, and stingeth like an adder.
Bible: Proverbs

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.
Mignon McLaughlin.

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend!
Gerard Way

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Frank Sinatra

MACDUFF. What three things does drink especially provoke?
PORTER. Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine.
William Shakespeare

If drinking is interfering with your work, you’re probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you’re probably an alcoholic.
Anonymous